Rob wanted me to make an entry in this blog, so this is what I say.

I’m told that my breeding is called Ragdoll. My father was named Zabian. I’m told he’s quite well known: large, dark and handsome. Of course, that’s where I get my good looks, amazing intelligence and strong personality. My brother looks like our mom, nicknamed Baby, who was fair haired, beautiful and sensitive. Now I run this house and take care of my little brother, who really is quite sensitive. He’s what some people might call a deep thinker. I think he just can’t make decisions. I make decisions all the time, like it’s time to eat, it’s time to sleep, it’s time to eat, it’s time to sing, it’s time to wrestle, it’s time to eat.

Okay. I’m not getting fat. I want to put an end to the rumors. I might look a bit fuller, but that’s because my hair has grown out. And it’s been really cold, so of course I’m eating a little more. I’m storing up for winter.

And it’s really boring around here with all this snow.

The Christmas tree hasn’t even been put up yet, there are no bird feeders because of a few stupid bears, the flies are hibernating, … I could go on but it’s too upsetting.

The only thing remotely interesting is Betty hitting those white balls across the floor into that coffee mug. Don’t ask.

rob is a keyboard hog. she’ll be doing whatever on this computer and i’ll be waiting under the lamp thinking up brilliant ideas and then Madeline disturbs my process … so i go upstairs to see if i can talk roberta into making me a snack … then i forget what i was going to say. it was genius.

you think i’m typing this? please. i’m a cat.
i’m dictating.

Vincent has been so annoying this week. I thought it was my haircut. But now I think he feels … dissed? is that the word?

More like hissed.

Anyway, to get him off my back (really) here’s a foto of him.

I’m growing quite fond of my summer hair cut. It looks a bit strange but it has caused people to admire me in the way they should. It’s nice that I can be admired and even touched without annoyance, but it’s not easy bearing such a responsibility. However, I can still keep my distance and successfully elicit the food response in my people, so no damage done.